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  • LisaBee
03-17-2013, 03:53 PM,
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Tongue  Husband quotes...
"You have been working for bling.....so cha-bling!"

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03-17-2013, 03:59 PM,
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RE: Husband quotes...
"Stop looking at diamonds and do some work!" Hubby trying to encourage me to write my paper.

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03-17-2013, 04:14 PM,
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RE: Husband quotes...
"Honey, you got more sparkle pharmaceuticals in the mail"

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03-17-2013, 04:17 PM,
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(03-17-2013, 04:14 PM)Mamacass77 Wrote: "Honey, you got more sparkle pharmaceuticals in the mail"

Crackup

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03-17-2013, 10:37 PM,
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RE: Husband quotes...
Hubby: I think you need to pull in the reins with this jewelry stuff.

Me: Why? I wear jewelry every day!

Hubby: I just meant that -

Me: I SLEEP in jewelry. In all of the years you've known me have you EVER seen me without jewelry on?

Hubby: Well, no but -

Me: (tearfully) I had a very cute figure when we met. I've stretched my body all out of proportion carrying not one, not two, not three but FOUR of your children, the cravings, the swelling, not to mention squeezing them -

Hubby: You want to go to Whitehall (local jeweler)? They got blue stuff on sale. I saw it in the paper.

(This conversation also works for shoes).

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03-18-2013, 06:21 AM,
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OMG that's FUNNY! I can't believe that works...

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03-18-2013, 08:24 AM,
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That is hilarious and would not work in my house!

"What did WE get in the mail?"

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03-18-2013, 09:34 AM,
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Aalimah, that is classic!! Crackup That would work here too, lol.

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03-18-2013, 10:53 AM,
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Idaho, you have twins! I'd have worked that one until the grandchildren came.

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03-18-2013, 12:37 PM,
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RE: Husband quotes...
DH: "Doesn't it ever get boring to you just looking at jewelry online all the time? Like, how many rings can you see before it's just sparkly ice cubes and metal?"

Me: "Oh, I dunno, how many Jeeps and Fords can you look at before it's all just painted steel boxes and rubber circles?"

DH: "Touche"


Also along the lines of children ...
DH: "How many engagement thingy sets do you need?" (It makes me laugh that he doesn't know what they're called, still to this day)

Me: "Well, we have FIVE CHILDREN! Right now, I can only leave something to two of our girls, so I need at least one more for our youngest daughter to have an heirloom, and then what if the boys want to choose something for their future significant others as well?"

DH: "You *never* said *anything* when we first got together about having to have all these 'future leaving to people rings!'" and he grumbles about he might've had less children in order to get out of this "cheaper"

... when in fact the heirloom thing really has very little to do with it all Devil

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